And I figured – hey – what better time to come back to my blogging roots than on Not Me Monday when I can be in complete denial about my absence. So, without further ado…
I most definitely have not completely ignored this blog the past **cough-cough** 3 months. Lots of good excuses – kids, work, kids, PTO, kids, house cleaning, yard work, kids, facebook, blah, blah, blah. Frankly, I don’t have any good excuses, especially since there are bloggers that use these “challenges” to write their blogs each day. I basically just suck at time management when it comes to my blog, and I need to buck up and get over it.
As the perfectly prepared mother I am, I did not have to go to Hell-Mart, Kohl’s & Target at 9:30pm Saturday night (ya' know - the day before Easter) to get white dress sandals for the girls because I completely forgot they had to actually wear shoes to church.
To add to that, when Frick (Ashlyn) got up the next morning and got ready, I most certainly did not get secretly furious with her for digging in the back of her closet to find last year’s very casual white flip-flops when my brand new purchases did not fit her Project Runway style fashion needs. THREE PAIRS of shoes I bought to give them a choice, but NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO, none of those will do.
It is not even slightly possible that I have been switching my mother-in-law’s toilet paper to “over” every time we go to their house, just because I know she is an “under” person. Nope – would NEVER do that – snicker, snicker…
There is more to come, including another episode of "The Freaks I See in Hell-Mart", pics of one of the girls in her Easter dress and VERY visible snake-head tattoo, and a phenomenal experience I recently had with a Nashville guitar guru.
