Situation: I was trying to clean out the van of the immense amounts of trash, old lollipops, hair bows, spider rings & Chuck E. Cheese tokens before letting the girls in to go somewhere (I don't even remember where now). We have the side doors that automatically close when you push a button on the door or on the key chain. I accidentally pushed the button with my elbow during the "cleaning" process, and was half in, half out of the van.Van: BEEP! (door starts sliding closed)
Me: Oops!
Ashlyn & Anna: Uh, oh Mommy!
The sliding door hits me on the hip, stops the closing process and opens back up (safety feature on our van).
Anna: Thank goodness you've got a big butt Mommy. That door could have hurt you, but your big butt stopped it.
Me: Yep - I'm quite thankful for my big butt, honey.
3 comments:
I like BIG BUTTS too!
I meant to put my name, not Anonymous!!!
You are hysterical! I've been singing that song to myself since reading your post. Plus, I had to pass it around to everyone I know because it is classic "Shelley humor" and life with your twins! I can't wait for Zoe to tell me my butt is big....I know it's coming!
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